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Luna, about 17 years old, stands alone on stage and speaks. While the character is female in the play, there's no reason a male couldn't perform this monologue.
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So Pluto’s always been this lonely little planet, and it’s cold. Really, really cold. Like negative 230 degrees Celsius cold. People couldn’t live there.
I’m pretty sure most people don’t spend a lot of time thinking about Pluto. Why would you? Pluto doesn’t get you an A in English or pay your car insurance or keep your mom from aiming a half full coffee mug at your dad’s head on the last night you pretended you had a functional family.
But then it happened. In 2006. Pluto got demoted. One day it’s a planet, and the next day it’s not. They come up with this new category for it: a dwarf planet. Sure, Pluto, you’re separate but equal. Right. And finally people take notice. Harvard students stage a sit-in at University Hall, in Berkeley they burn a revised map of the solar system and protestors take to the streets of Manhattan to stand up for Pluto.
I made that last part up. Outside of a few astronomers, nobody really cared, and after a few weeks, people stopped talking about it. Nobody ever stands up for the Plutos of the universe. At least not in my universe.
Our high school has a Pluto problem.