Comedy. 10 minutes. 1 male, 2 females. Suitable for high school and older.  

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Amy and Mark find Jill's summer plans to study birds in Canada with her ornithologist grandmother nothing to crow about, but Jill refuses to let them ruffle her feathers. The puns and wordplay fly as the three friends try to work out just exactly what it is that will fill the bill for all those eagle-eyed college admission panels looking for unusual outside interests.