Comedy.  10 minutes.  1 male, 2 female.  Suitable for middle school and older.

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Kirk's best friend Libby is a ballerina.  So is the dazzling new girl Robin.  What does the math whiz have to do to get Robin's attention?  It's as easy as one-two-three, Libby tells him.  Just talk football while you dance, dance, dance.